Friday night as I was putting Steven to bed.
Me: Goodnight, Baby.
Steven: (cooing) Goodnight, Mommy.
Me: (cooing right back) I love you so much.
Steven: I love you too, Mommy. You're so nice and warm and furry.
Me: (stifling a snicker) Well, thank you, honey. That's so sweet.
Before you go assuming that I need some quality time with my Lady Schick, he was referring to my long hair I'm growing out to donate to Wigs For Kids.